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OCB Championships!

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Jackie is competing again - this time in the OCB NATURAL TIDEWATER CHAMPIONSHIPS

They're held September 25, 2010 – in Norfolk, VA at the Granby High School Auditorium: 7101 Granby St., Norfolk, Virginia 23505

Come out and cheer her on! The best part is the pre-judging which starts around noon.

Divisions: Men’s Bodybuilding: Novice, Grand Masters Age 50+, Masters Age 40+, Open (2 classes) – Women’s Bodybuilding: Novice, Grand Masters Age 45+, Masters Age 35+, Open - Figure: Novice (2 classes), Grand Masters Age 45+, Masters Age 35+, Open (2 classes)

Tickets: Adult General Admission Prejudging $15, Adult General Admission Finals $30, Adult General Admission Combo (both shows) $40, Under 18 General Admission Prejudging $5, Under 18 General Admission Finals $5, Under 18 General Admission Combo (both shows) $10, Trainers Ticket $45 (only applicable to those helping a competitor prepare back stage – one trainer max per competitor is permitted – trainer’s tickets are good for general admission seating at both shows and back stage access).

Only cash accepted day of the event. Payment: Send payments to: OCB, PO Box 1006, Bryans Road, MD 20616


Training Video 3 – Deploy Evinrude 55 MFE Outboard over Sea, Land or Air and Arrive Unbroken


A member of the Rocke Solid Family ARRESTED!

Stafford, VA, March 15, 2010/ 10:45 pm,

The former assistant to Jackie Dolch of Rocke Solid, Daisy May Scriven (aliases names: Crazy Daisy, Daisy Lou Who, and Daisy Boo) was arrested Tuesday for Prostitution and Loitering. Daisy May Scriven who has formerly served as the president of the organization “BBD, also known as Beat up Big Dogs.com” will face two prostitution-related charges in court.

Daisy May Scriven, 2 yrs old (in dog days), the former head of the Office of Dog Based Initiatives for Dogovernor Astro (made famous as the family dog on the hit show The Jetsons), was arrested late last night and faces one count of promoting prostitution and one count of soliciting sex from an officer, Stafford County Dog Catcher Amelia Earhart told the Rocke Solid Marine TV.com news team. The news team also quoted Richard Rocke Scriven, Daisy’s owner and handler who described the situations as “very sad, shocking and upsetting.”

According to sources close to the arrest, detectives suspect Daisy was involved in a “hooker-review” site that led to the creation of a dog brothel. Police also believe that Daisy is the dog they have been tracking who posts under the name “Toby.” Authorities have been searching for her over the past two months after busting a prostitution ring on Craigslist. Daisy used complex encoded postings on Craigslist that would look like useless or corrupted data, in which she would embed the information of the type of sex interaction she would be willing to perform and the place to meet her.

DOG NEWS obtained copies of the postings, but since they contain names that may be real and actual addresses in the Stafford, VA area, they will not be made public. She was apprehended at the corners of Poplar Road and Mount Olive Road by a Stafford County Police Officer in a marked car. She was sent to central booking and was released this morning on $35 bond. Hearing date has not been set at this time. Daisy’s reaction after her release from prison was captured in this picture:

Daisy Arrested Rocke TV


The Real Miss America

There’s a Proud Papa out there somewhere.

The Real Miss America

This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him).

It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a U.S. patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.

The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his rectum and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces.

The Air Force made a motivational poster of her. (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields) and the last thing that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!


Happy 235 USMC!

From http://www.marines.com/:

1775: FOUNDING OF THE MARINE CORPS. During the American Revolution, many important political discussions took place in the inns and taverns of Philadelphia, including the founding of the Marine Corps. A committee of the Continental Congress met at Tun Tavern to draft a resolution calling for two battalions of Marines able to fight for independence at sea and on shore.

The resolution was approved on November 10, 1775, officially forming the Continental Marines.  As the first order of business, Samuel Nicholas became Commandant of the newly formed Marines. Tun Tavern’s owner and popular patriot, Robert Mullan, became his first captain and recruiter.

They began gathering support and were ready for action by early 1776. Each year, the Marine Corps marks November 10th with a celebration of the brave spirit which compelled these men and thousands since to defend our country as United States Marines.

From http://www.usmcpress.com/heritage/marine_corps_birthday.htm

(excerpt from Warrior Culture of the U.S. Marines, copyright 2001 Marion F. Sturkey

) All U.S. Marines are gung-ho. But, few can match the vision and total commitment of the famous 13th Commandant, Gen. John A. Lejeune. In 1921 he issued Marine Corps Order No. 47, Series 1921. Gen. Lejeune’s order summarized the history, mission, and tradition of the Corps.

It further directed that the order be read to all Marines on 10 November of each year to honor the founding of the Marine Corps. Thereafter, 10 November became a unique day for U.S. Marines throughout the world.


Training Video 8 – Problem with your Nuts?


Training Video 1 – Calibrate TPS without removing Air Filter


Ever tried to move your engine in heels?

Jackie’s done it now! She’s gone ahead and shown up anyone who says their MFE is too heavy – over 250 pounds, in HEELS – thanks to the Clever Lever!


Training Video 4- One Long Stroke will Get 'er Started!


A message from Jackie

We’ve been getting the same question a lot lately regarding the 55MFE Prop Engine Married to the Zodiac Evolution 7 – and we’ve decided to utilize our most valuable assets: Jackie and Video! We’ve combined the two to help answer your questions in a way that you can play over and over again, in case you forget something. However, don’t watch this video too much fellas, that’s my WIFE you’re starin’ at! P.S. Pay close attention to the background noise – our crazy dog “Bingo” is trying to get his 15 seconds of fame too!